… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.

THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS

dannyquinns:

I couldn’t resist.

sugar-rot:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LISTENING TO

beatonna:

living life fast and furious on the internet

• Finn: I have nothing special in my life.
• Rachel: Ok.
• Finn: College dumped me. Can we have sex?
• Rachel: Ok.
• Finn: Life sucks. Will you marry me?
• Rachel: Ok.
• Finn: Had a big meal. Can I use your b-
• Rachel: YOU DO NOT SHIT IN MY TOILET DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!!!!

dudeufugly:

“Please don’t feel obligated to tell me that was remarkable or amazing. John’s expressed that thought in every possible variant available to the English language.”

“My companion flushed up with pleasure at my words, and the earnest way in which I uttered them. I had already observed that he was as sensitive to flattery on the score of his art as any girl could be of her beauty.” — John Watson in A Study in Scarlet (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)